This is Spider Man. Everyday this guy walks down our alley carrying some random shit he calls treasure...Lately he's been telling us he has a collection of monkey heads.Today he came through with this piece of asphalt that he thinks is a pre historic baboon head preserved in the sludge of the Oceanside Tar Pits (that no one knows exists but Spider Man).
He went on to tell us he has a bunch of these things stashed behind the liquor store down the street and he's going to sell them to some museum or on EBAY or something, then throw a party and have MC Hammer perform (you know he could use the money), and we're all invited.YAY!
For Real.MC Hammer.No Joke.
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